she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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