Plan B is the new Plan A
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
false alarm, still single
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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