READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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