I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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