these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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