the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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