I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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