While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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