i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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