guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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