Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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