is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
its liver damage thursday
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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