I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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