your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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