Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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