It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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