I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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