Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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