4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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