And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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