I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
