We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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