It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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