She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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