Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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