'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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