if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
false alarm, still single
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