Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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