It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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