i need an iv and a liver transplant
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Of course I have a pirate flag
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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