your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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