she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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