Dual....:-)
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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