i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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