Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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