This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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