NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He did a backflip because drugs
Randomize
