it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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