did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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