did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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