I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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