i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You smell like stripper and shame
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
