Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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