yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
