my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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