thus making me awesome and them whores
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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