North Korea, Best Korea!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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