me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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