summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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