ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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