When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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