All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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