He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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