I feel like abortions should bother me more
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
