he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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