So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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