i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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