So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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